Instant Nausea Triggers

I previously wrote about an affliction I am frequently plagued by: Instant Nausea. Many times this phenomenon comes outta nowhere. But I can think of a few things that trigger this sensation:

Saliva: The other day, I was looking at a dirty coffee pot and it looked as if there were webby streaks of slimy saliva toward the back...mixing in to the coffee. Much to my surprise, I did NOT pick it up for further investigation (I often like to torture myself that way... like the time I kept smelling my roomie's Nylon sample she made in Chem Lab. Stunk like hell...but I kept goin' back for more!).

Formaldyhide(sp?): Or, worse yet, what's kept inside the jar of it. No wonder I didn't do well in HS Biology. I was transfixed by those fucking "noodles" floatin' in that jar up on the shelves. You know the jar. The one right next to the phoetal pig...in formaldyhide(sp?). EW! I'm sickin' out just thinkin' about it now!

Boogers/snot: Need any further explanation?

Clumps of Ranch Dressing floating in my kitchen sink: Nearly every day, I bring cut-up veggies to lunch with me. As if raw vegetables alone are not treat enough, sometimes I splurge and bring a container of ranch dressing for dippin'. Something happens to that ranch dressing by the time I get it home. When I wash out my lunch dishes for the day, the dressing comes out in chunks and floats around in the sink water. The water can't even break it up enough to go down the sink strainer. It's the sickest thing! I was just now thinking about that (as I finished today's lunch - I looked at my mostly empty container of dressing, thinking about what it would look like tonite). I SWEAR I almost hurled. I honestly had to wait for the feeling to pass before I could write about it (Orbit gum helped too!)

International Audibles: If you IM using Yahoo! you know what I'm talkin' about! There's a new "International" category for audibles. What is UP with those freakish characters from India?!?!?!? That bald-bug-eyed crazy dude that yells mish-mash at the top of his lungs??? And what about that scary blue-faced old bat that bleats "Bhhooooooooooot" and disappears. Weird and twisted! Are these from India's Saturday morning cartoon block? Man, if so, do I feel sorry for THOSE kids! Lookin' at that blue-faced lady truly stirs up feelings of nausea inside of me!

Newsprint: IT STINKS!!! If the newspaper is sittin' around and it's stench wafts under my nostrils...forget it!